Two men just finish a long round of golf, shake hands and begin walking off before one of the men says curiously, “I’m not meaning to sound rude, but what’s in that case you’ve been carrying all the way round?”
The other guy replies, “Oh, I’m a hitman.”
“Whoa, cool! What’s in the case then?”
The hitman pauses for a second, and then takes out a very large gun, which he assembles in front of the man. Once finished, he hands it to the man, who begins to look through the scope.
“Wow, I can see for miles. Oh and there’s my house! I can even see my bedroom. Oh, and there’s my wife in there… with… with another man!!!”
He angrily turns to the hitman and says, “How much do you charge?”
The hitman replies, “A thousand per shot.”
So the guy thinks to himself for a second, and finally says, “Right, I’ll have two shots. One at that man’s dick, and one at my wife’s head.”
So he hands the gun back to the hitman, who aims and steadies himself for the first shot.
After about a minute, the angry guy says, “What’s taking so long?”
The hitman replies, “I could save you a grand here…”
