Anyone here..?

http://www.mumsnet.com/Talk/mumsnet_classics/2017083-He-has-eaten-a-fat-ball

My Gran goes wild for fat balls; she reckons all the birds love em!

and make him keep his undies on, dread to think of the shart that’s coming, he’ll pebbledash the duvet

Ah, mumsnet is always refreshing when you been reading too much modded stuff 🙂

It doesn’t take long for the ones hanging out in my tree to disappear.

Brilliant. 🙂

Thanks for that, not scared myself by venturing to Mumsnet for ages!

I like the way the OP casually refers to her husband as “the **** wit”.

Worth reading Mumsnet to make myself realise that our relationship isn’t so bad after all.

Mrs cakes they had string through the middle of them to gang them up.

What **** recipe starts with string as an ingredient.

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**** hilarious! 😆
Cheers for that!

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Artisan Scotch eggs 😆

To be fair if it was in the fridge it’s fair game. I would’ve probably had a nibble to see what it was like.

Crumbs, there a sweary lot!

‘He thought they were Artisan Scotch Eggs from Tebay Services’. Genius.

Once had a nibble on some wild bird food Mrs Taxi had bought. I thought it was some mixed nut snacky stuff. It tasted rubbish and I said not to buy it again 😳

taxi25 – Member

Once had a nibble on some wild bird food Mrs Taxi had bought. I thought it was some mixed nut snacky stuff. It tasted rubbish and I said not to buy it again

My uncle ate a bowl of pot pourri at my parent’s christmas do one year. Apparently it goes well with beer.

My brother once told mum he didn’t recon much to some pate she’d made. Mum “What pate? Oh you mean the chicken bones and liver I ground up for the cat.”
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I’m from Yorkshire & we call it dripping. Seeds make it healthier – win/win.