http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-northern-ireland-26345264

Well at least that means I don’t need to start a “what fish for face slapping?” thread. 🙂

You could say she was battered but that’s an old joke.

[video]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IhJQp-q1Y1s[/video]

but yeah assault by fish possibly not as funny in real life.

I bet that got a bit tench

Sole-less Pikeys the lot of them – I bet the poor victims face swelled up into a trout pout after.

For cod’s hake just stop it with the fish puns!

This had cod out of hand…

She was wearing dark jeans and a blue coat with white cuffs, white down the front and a red collar with ‘I love PB’ on the left breast pocket.

At least she’s a mountainbiker even if Pink Bike isn’t STW. 😉

I bet that knocked her off her perch

“Without warning, the woman has picked up a large bream from the fish stall and slapped the worker across the face before running out of the store,” said the statement from Lancashire Constabulary

Best official statement ever.

At least she’s a mountainbiker even if Pink Bike isn’t STW. 

I think ‘PB’ stands for prawn bake.

This story smells a bit fishy to me.

Sounds a load of Gibberfish to me.

It’s not really the lad’s fault.

He’s totally addicted to bass.

thepurist – Member

For cod’s hake just stop it with the fish puns!

You’ve got no sole. 😐

I think i’m going to mullet over.

Yes, got to be a load of pollocks.

Sorry to carp on, but the thought of a stinking fish across the face makes me feel eel.

Strange dace, indeed.

Was she a chubb-y lass? Maybe suffering from nervous tench-ion. And apparently all being photographed by a snapper.

My sympathy for that worker is full to the bream.

Carp-a-diem, I always say.

Was she a chubb-y lass?

Who, Marlyn ?

before running out of the store,

I’ll bet she had her Skates on.

I bet that left the victim with a bit of a haddock

It’s amazing the carp the BBC will report on to fillet-s pages

You lot are having a whale of a time with this aren’t you?

They are doing it on porpoise.

It gives me porpoise.

Edit: damn, by 30 seconds!

It gives me porpoise.

Edit: damn, by 30 seconds!
it’s no fun when someone else mussels in on your puns

Very shellfish indeed.

EDIT: Grr had been beaten to it.

The little urchin.
Eel get over it!

Last I heard, police were investigating a suspected poissoning.

This sort of “pseudo-news” has no plaice on the BBC.

She sounds like a right slapper, no doubt she’ll get in a flap and try to wriggle out of it when the net tightens.

Either that or she’ll make anenome of the judge by spouting something like ‘your face my wrasse’

I think we need to raise the barbel with the quality of the puns, their going a bit carp.

make anenome of the judge

Bravo!

Well that’s just Brill. You’ve already used the best puns so now I’m Floundering around – I’m sure there’s Blenny of Rudd-y good ones left though.