S'no point in me banging on about how great London is all the time, truth is, I'm fed up with the place tbh. Too crowded, congested, expensive and full of (rudeword)s. I never get to ride me flippin bikes what I've spent so much money on, and I've never lived outside London, so I think it's time I had a change, otherwise I'll never do it. It's now or never really.
Yeah yeah stop yer laughing.
A few people I know have moved out, and are happier as a result. Visiting them has shown me that such a move could be good for me too, a change of scenery, a fresh perspective. I could be living in a much nicer area, for less money. Loads of people off here live in lovely places, and I'm pretty jealous of their lifestyles actually.
So, for someone who loves art and culture and that, but yearns for the outdoors too, where should I be looking at?
I do like Bradford, I must say. Love the city, the surrounding area and that. Really beautiful, the moors and countryside round there.
So, come on, where should Elfin relocate to? Put your case for your choice.
And please don't take the pee.
Yes I've had a drink, but in vino veritas and all that...