We were in a fish restaurant in Fowey the other week, MrsGixer was having a look through the menu, i was walking around with BabyGixer having a discrete look at the two attractive young waitresses when BabyG puked all over the floor – young waitress numebr one was not impressed. i handed BabyG over to wifey, sat down and rolled up my sleeves to have a look through the menu – the little sh*t had managed to puke inside my sleeve, not nice.
Last week MrsG was on the phone to my mum, i’m lying on the floor playing with the little fella, holding him above my face when i see the white projectile leaving his mouth as he smiles at me, can’t throw the little blighter away, so i have to flick my head to the side – baby vomit in the ear – i swear he targets the hard to reach places 😯