I've found a strange hole in the rough skin on my heel, so thought I'd check out Verrucas using Google Images. How I now wish I never had.

I know you lot won't be able to resist having a look, so this'll save you the hassle of searching (Caution: Unpleasant images).

http://www.google.co.uk/images?um=1&hl=en&safe=off&client=safari&rls=en&nfpr=1&tbs=isch:1&&sa=X&ei=r2hZTIjKHdScsgazkcCRCQ&ved=0CCMQBSgA&q=verruca&spell=1&biw=1305&bih=764

What things have you Google Imaged, and then felt quite queasy and unwell straight after?

Tub Girl.

**NSFW**

after Kingtuts contribution I shan't be googling anything else on this thread..

2 girls 1 cup

1 man 1 cup

qqqqq

Yeah that's rank, but it's dare time –

Go to YouTube and search for 'infected boil' or 'popping cyst' or something along those lines.

I double-dare ya!

Brown recluse spider bite

Really quite unpleasant

I googled SingleTrackWorld.
Oh, the humanity, etc…

You googled tub girl 😯 just vile awful and deeply disturbing. Cured me of such inquisitiveness.

i misread a link in a (printed) spreadsheet yesterday and typed in spicepic.com instead of spiceplc.com. I had to very quickly shut my screen down and since then my google ads have been interesting….

NSFW by any stretch of the imagination btw

edit: Tub girl. 😯

Cured me of such inquisitiveness.

yes, I rather think it has.

I think the worst thing i ever googled was when looking for a replacement for a well know multi tool and put in……Leatherman.

gross but work safe…

I googled 'insertion synonym' yesterday, the synonym site I went to had an image gallery imbedded….

i misread a link in a (printed) spreadsheet yesterday and typed in spicepic.com instead of spiceplc.com.

Of course you did.

Just googled leatherman and got a picture of…

Amputation using a Leatherman knife 😯

Pretty grim viewing there but nothing compared to what was on 'The Ugly Face of Beauty' on C4 last night.

Anyway my NSFW contribution to this thread is 'Eel Enema'

type in 'not sexy' and hit I feel lucky.

*NSFW*

Keep it 'clean', people, no linking/suggesting nasty filth please. What I'm on about is stuff that you didn't expect to be so vile, or searches that have thrown up disturbing results.

Leatherman is ok; Leather man is more 'special interest' maybe.

Eel Enema

See, you just know there are folk sitting there thinking 'I'm not going to Google it I'm not going to Google it I'm not going to Google it oh go on then one quick peek won't hurt oh my God sorry boss I swear I didn't mean to Google that'…

Having seen an 'interesting' video one of me mates got hold of in the 80s, I'm satisfied that I will be happier if I resist the urge with that one. Ignorance is bliss. Surely you wouldn't Google that by mistake anyway? Why??

Keep it 'clean', people, no linking/suggesting nasty filth please. What I'm on about is stuff that you didn't expect to be so vile

Yeah sure it is, I bet you are bookmarking the lot.

You're the one that suggested Tub Girl mate…

You're the one that asked for it, perv.

You're going to need help digging yourself out of that hole, aren't you!

I've decided it's not a verruca, and that I can ignore it and it'll go away. I hope. Thing with some medical issues, Google can be helpful, but quite unpleasant viewing. It's very useful that you might be able to identify a particular complaint without the embarrassment of visiting a doctor, although of course professional medical help should be sought if in any doubt at all.

Even the seemingly most innocuous searches can throw up disturbing results. Even with Safe Search on.

Yeah sorry guys, didn't really want to lower the tone. Still, if you can watch it without heaving you're either more of a man than I am, or a complete reprobate.

Try searching for botched tummy tucks then….

Bluewaffle

I accept absolutely no liability for anyone stupid enough to google that.

I also add that I have not done so based on the reaction on a colleagues face who did.

You're going to need help digging yourself out of that hole, aren't you!

Not really.

I also add that I have not done so based on the reaction on a colleagues face who did.

This was enough to convince me I didn''t need any further enlightening:

Kingtut. Thanks, that image is now burned into my mind forever. I feel poorly. 😯

Not exactly the same but,

Years ago, when the Web was young, I worked in Tech Support for a large computer company (not mentioning any names, but starts with "T" (and ends in "ime")). I was pushing to get 'net access for support purposes, so we could access knowledgebases and download drivers and such.

I got the attention of the MD and a couple of other high-ups, and they came to my desk unannounced to look at this new-fangled "Internet" thing that they'd never seen before. So I was on the spot to do an impromptu demo.

I showed them the browser with its address bar, and how you could usually type http://www.[companyname].com to get to a website. I typed in http://www.microsoft.com and up came MS's site. They looked suitably impressed.

On a roll, I went, "or as another example, we're having issues with our DTK motherboards at the moment. They'll have a website, I'll see if I can get some new drivers." I duly typed in "www.dtk.com" and over the 28.8kbps dial-up modem gently unfolded the "Dress To Kill: Leather and Rubber Fetishware" website.

The MD broke the silence first, with "yes… I don't think we'll be getting that."

Luckily when i found out what blue waffle was i was using my phone to google image search it – The tiny picture i saw for 0.00003 of a second was enough

And in the sub-topic of tubgirlesque things you really don't want to Google, you really don't want to Google "lemonparty" either.

Tut, Is that what you look at all day now the mrs is on maternity leave?

Yeah, Goatse. I mean how can you expect that? Luckily I was only half looking, but there's an image embedded in the brain.
Why? WHY? WHY?

Brother in law was trying to get his young son's compter game working – it was one of his kid's B'Day party

So lots of 4/5 year olds and all of their rather posh, middle class, thirtysomething mothers.

Anyhow, with lots of excited kids looking on, and all of their mothers watching… BiL goes for Google, and hits the keyboard with…
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Cracks / Crack Codes.
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I absolutely wet myself

Meat spin is another nsfw one

Tut, Is that what you look at all day now the mrs is on maternity leave?

No no, I look at far worse.

Meat spin is another nsfw one

**Hums tune**

Strange thing – my wife was doing a college project which involved a pub called the Green Parrot. She Googled "Green Parrot" to find a pic and all the links were child porn, paedo stuff. (Not pics and there was no need to click on anything!) – Very weird. Must've been their code word for the day or something? No other explanation came to mind.

A friend of a friend's son was showing her how to use the internet. Obviously both were quite nieve. Trying to think of something she was interested in to show her, he realised she was a keen smoker. So typed in "fags".

Apparently not the results she was looking for.

*Is up to 29 hours*

*is dizzy*

Tub Girl, Eel Enema, Lemonparty, Meat Spin; see these aren't things you'd innocently type in, are they?

Goatse maybe, if you were a bit flaky with a keyboard and wanted just pictures of goats.

No, I'm on about just 'normal' things you might search for.