If the small bottles are gin, whiskey and rum, replace the bitter lemon with a good soda water and put a saveloy in the holder on the seat stay.
You now no longer need a kitchen.
There must be a massive number of homes that would benefit from having the dining room reclassified as a workshop – after all I can eat in the lounge of kitchen…
Now sucked into reading this one about cheeky people….
I cannot believe there are so many doormats around, just go the whole hog and get welcome tattooed on your forehead.
I had a friend..//..who would come round for tea and spend the entire time on my laptop messagiong people and ignoring me.
Then her DP would ring and she ‘had’ to talk to him so would go upstairs in my **** house and walk in and out of all of our bedrooms for 30 mins while they chatted.
mmm. toughie, that one. Don’t want to lose traction and take out the hostess trolley… heck, heaven forbid one was to inadvertently take out the ‘best crockery’ cupboard – the shame 🙂
There are some good posters on mumsnet but also some instances of crushing niavity where posters amaze with questions on relationships that even a 9yr old could answer.