I have it on good authority from a member of staff (I now work in what could best be described as "Football Cockney-geezer land") that Mr Lampard is, and I quote, a "w@nker".
these **** to55ers get millions of pounds a year to play a schoolyard game.
and they are **** shyte at it.
any man with a scrap of common sense who pays to watch these tossers shouls seriously think about never doing so ever again.