Trying to ease my dislocated shoulder by having a hot bath and enjoying reading this months mag when disaster strikes.
Dropped the bloody magazine!
Only got as far as Ed-O's article so pages 25 to the end are a bit moist.
Oh well, download it might be then, now, where did I put that members card…?

"Only got as far as Ed-O's article so pages 25 to the end are a bit moist."
I have the same difficulties myself, particularly when perusing gentlemen's relaxation literature!

Mitch, you mean gentertainment, surely? Or rythym pamphlets, as I believe they are sometimes known.

Enrazzlement, that kind of thing…

Ah, yes, I see how that might have come across, so to speak.
So far it is still pretty readable anyway but peeling the pages apart with one hand is tricky
Think we will leave it there.

Probably for the best – just leave it under a hedge somewhere.
Whatever happened to hedgerow porn? Probably went the same way as white dog pooh.

DO NOT take your laptop in the bath with you, it will end in tears

What about one of those 'tuff book' type things?

…and are the keyboards wipe clean?

falkirk-mark I often do for music etc. if I have some free time but singletrack and iPod touch today what with the obvious risks. Might be a bit peeved if I drop iPod as well though.

Oh the irony, got to the carbon bike/bike porn article and the pages are really stuck now!
Might have to dispose of this issue before my "relationship" with biking is questioned.