- Official way of measuring the old todger…?
How many pint mugs can you, sorry, your friend, hang off it?
“More though than his acting and his thuggery, Bindon was famous for the size of his cock. And he would love showing it off and to everyone. He could grasp it with two large hands and still have plenty left over to swing in a circle. Dani called it, in a French accent, Le pink elicoptere. It was like a hose. His party trick in pubs was to put empty pint glasses on it, and put his penis through the handles. I believe he could do ten at one time, or something ridiculous. I was having lunch with him in the Great American Disaster one day, when the waitress came to take our order, without lifting his haunches, he draped his cock across the table, stuck a fork in it and said, ‘can I have this lightly grilled, darling?’ Yes, that was John Bindon, the thug with the giant one.”Posted 8 months ago
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