WTF is this one all about?

And from the front she looks like she’s got a hairy chest

Latvia is terrible and made a hot girl looks shit

Its Marco Pantani!

I’m living the looky likeys. Nicole Kidman, a bit of Celine channeling and now Megamind meets Aldi Zilli for Romania. Brilliant! Guff song though……..

I thought Latvia was brilliant!

The Swedish Chef – Member

Its Marco Pantani!

Sounds rather good Marco Pantani from Romania …

Quite liking the romanians!

frosty125…..I think it was more a case of mutton dressed as mutton………

Totty alert

Ooooh….cloooooak! Are we going to come over all Bucks Fizz……so to speak?

Sexy beast.

Now for the dress too

Outstanding from Spain……great comedy shoes. Must have stolen them from her mum.

And the Spanish girl used to work in my local supermarket! #GoEdurne 🙂

For me so far …

Germany
Greece
Poland
Spain (hhhmmm …not sure if the song or the singer)

Romania
Ozland

EEEieOOO translates as EEEieOOO. Who would have thunk it?

I can feel apostrophe rage building……wars for nothing? Surely war’s????grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

New lows with Hungary song think they are in another shit Disney film

Georgia….for one night only…..Noel Fielding in his finest Boosh attire! Yeeeees! Eurovision is bonkers. 😆

Just in. Game of thones extra on now. Better song than Hungary though.

Ah, some proper Eurovision from georgia

Azerbaijan – lycanthropy through the medium of modern dance?

Hold on

Ooh, here we go. Russia. Cue a lingering shot of Vlad in the audience staring at the camera and drawing his finger across his neck.

Booooooooohhhhh……..

Oh what a shame. Everyone cheered. Would have been so much better if the crowd stayed silent.

Where do I get myself one of those hot Spanish female singers?

Looks like Abba turned up as the backing group for Russia. Powerful finish

Grande Amore tutti frutti

Is the fellow in the middle Tom Cruise with a comedy beard & ‘tache?

Anyhow- Lithuania gets my vote, and Germany /Sweden joint second.

Final decision … easy.

1. Germany
2. Poland
3. Spain or Greece … depending on the babes look.

Russia … nahh … not good enough … the babe factor is not there by comparison to Spain and Greece.

Georgia … hmmm …

Chewkw, this is a serious artistshit endeavour, not just an excuse to ogle some european norks. Have a word with yourself.

Sweden to win. Germany to live long in the memory

The sunshine bus must be along to pick this lot up shortly

Anyone for null points this year? Estonia have to be a risk

tthew – Member

Chewkw, this is a serious artistshit endeavour, not just an excuse to ogle some european norks. Have a word with yourself.

Aye … but they also sing well so the only way to differentiate them is their looks.

Okay, Romania and Ozland are both good too.

That Wom-Man again … FFS! Bloody hell shave off that bloody beard!!! I don’t care if you are gay or homo but bloody hell shave off that bloody beard!

Null points? Think Royaume-Uni have to be a candidate for that

Conchita for the win

enthusiastic drumming man.

We have a point !

My ‘please don’t cut off our gas supplies, or flood our country with heavily armed paramilitary forces’ theory seems to be holding up 🙂