I am in the position to currently offer a bespoke body disposal service at my site pictured below:
Price List:
Bicycle thieves and paedophiles = Free
Basic burial = £2500.00 (price subject to risk)
Buried in your choice of concrete or lime = £3500.00
Tooth removal = £500.00
Finger and toe print removal = £500.00
Hair incineration = £500.00
Dismembering on scene and transportation to disposal site: £2500.00
Discounts available for multiple purchasers.
I also specialise in crime scene cleaning, please contact me for a quotation.
I pride myself on my workmanhip and discrepancy, and have never had an unsatisfied customer (that anyone can find).
If you have a problem, I can resolve it.
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todays winning post ! .. err you have not given tour location ? do i have to pay for transport to site or will you pick up .. not currently being talked to as 2 hour ride turned into 7
