http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/health/8124458.stm

I have always assumed that top triathletes had difficulty having children because they had difficulty getting laid. Now it turns out they have wonky wrigglers as well. You learn something every day.

Yesterday, for example, I learnt that the film Gattaca did not have Kevin Bacon in it.

TBH, after a couple of hours in the saddle my winky goes a bit numb, at which point I do a bit of shuffling or I stand up for a bit. Now if the same thing happens to elite athletes and their thought process goes “oh, can’t feel the old chap, never mind, I’ll just carry on, it’ll be alright”, well they deserve to have wonky sperm…

Maybe I should become a triathlete as my knackers are already knackered 🙁