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The one thing that confuses me more than 'why would someone want to have sex with a dead squid?' is the fact that they mention almost as an afterthought that the bloke has also been charged with child porn offences – my point is, which is worse? Jesus wept…

The child porn offences are worse of course, but the "extreme pornography" offences are much more newsworthy because there have been so few prosecutions of them and they are rather controversial. We had this discussion at the time of the "fake tiger" case mentioned in the article. An account of the relevant law is here.

For those not sure if they are having sex with a squid or an octopus the squid has 10 limbs the octopus 8.

Of course if your shagging dead marine life you may struggle with counting.

I have to admit I really, really struggle with the idea that actual photographs or film of actual people having sex with dead squid could ever be really arousing. I've never seen such a thing (partly because it's illegal and partly because it's just gross), but I suspect it would be deeply, hideously disappointing and sordid.

This is far better (probably safe for work but I'm not risking it)or this (ditto) in my view if one actually has a functioning erotic imagination rather than a tendency to bash away as long as there's a video with some fannies in it playing. But hey.

Moderator comment – If its "probably" not safe for work it probably shouldn't be posted on here 😉

For those not sure if they are having sex with a squid or an octopus the squid has 10 limbs the octopus 8.

Of course if your shagging dead marine life you may struggle with counting. Can I nominate that for post of the week?

It's definitely a contender.

Always count the tentacles – it pays to be sure. 🙂