NSBB = Non Specific Beer Bruises

Okay, we have probably all woken up after a night on the beer with an unexplained bruise or cut. That is why we have the term NSBB.

This morning I woke up in my hotel and it looked like someone had tried to cut my foot off. Lots of blood and what appears to be a machette wound across the top of my foot and front of my ankle.

Strangely there is no blood on my socks or clothes from last night so this must have happened after I went to bed.

Now I admit I had a couple of beers last night but I was still reasonably sober.

How did I fail to notice somebody come into my room and try to cut my foot off?