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  • Now this is properly weird
  • Pigface
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    http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-23439727

    What fires off the need to roll around in slurry? Bit sad that the judge called him disgusting, the bloke has got some serious mental health issues.

    ernie_lynch
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    TBF it was the bloke’s behaviour that the judge described as disgusting, which is a fair point.

    Pigface
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    Good point well made.

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    Harry_the_Spider
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    You shouldn’t knock something until you have tried it.

    zippykona
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    If a bloke can’t go out to a field and roll around in some cow shit without getting hassled by the man then its a very sad world.
    Edit, was it Bear Grylls?

    andyl
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    Farmer should have offered to sell him some cow muck every week to fill his bath/paddling pool with. Could have been a nice bit of beer money.

    tinsy
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    If a bloke can’t go out to a field and roll around in some cow shit without getting hassled by the man then its a very sad world.

    He was naked! If for example you had a dog, & it did its doggy thing & laid eggs in your garden, would you not be just a little freaked out fo find a naked man rolling about in those eggs?

    The guy does seem to have the odd issue to overcome.

    gofasterstripes
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    It’s not just rolling around he’s been doing. I’ve seen this story a few times over the years.

    zippykona
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    Farmer should have offered to sell him some cow muck every week to fill his bath/paddling pool with. Could have been a nice bit of beer money.

    Yeah, he could have been rolling in it!

    oomidamon
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    It’s not just rolling around he’s been doing. I’ve seen this story a few times over the years.

    Indeed – I think ‘pleasuring himself’ is the polite way of putting it…

    wwaswas
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    He must have got some odd looks on the bus home afterwards.

    tinsy
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    It is on par with the guy who “pleasured himself” whilst puncturing tyres.

    As Pigface asks, what fires off this need?

    In fact, scrap that, I dont want to know!!!

    zippykona
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    Dogs love doing it, its probably a cave man throw back thing.

    rudebwoy
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    you think of something?– anything– and there will be someone somewhere who gets off on it ! cow waste is fairly low level on these things, we had a guy round here who was into used nappies

    boxfish
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    The judge should have given him a pat on the back…

    uselesshippy
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    Heard a story like this before.
    Wierd thing wasnt playing with himself in a tank of slurry. It was he was surounded by tissues to clear up his, err, mess…..

    JoeG
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    DezB
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    I think this links nicely to the last post on this ere thread.

    Parp! Phwoar..

    Northwind
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    Hey, I like going out on my bike and getting covered in crap. I don’t pleasure myself while doing so, but only because I lack the coordination.

    tomtomthepipersson
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    Northwind – Member
    I don’t pleasure myself while doing so, but only because I lack the coordination.

    A tandem and a willing friend might be the answer to your problem.

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