Man, this thread has cracked me up on an otherwise tedious day. Yay for fat people!
Of course, you know that inside every fat person there's a thin person trying to get out… and yelling "why did you eat me, you fat gimp?!"
Personally I find it very hard to hide my prejudice against fat people, because they're harming themselves, being antisocial to others and causing a strain on the economy, their own cardiovascular system and the bus they're sitting on, all through their own laziness and/ or ignorance.
It's like I said the other day. You don't wake up weighing 30 stone. You start from a normal weight and then proceed through the levels of fatness, breaking the 20 stone mark with ease, rising through 23 stone, cresting 27 stone, on the home straight now to 28, 29 and bam – 30 stone of lard.