Dear daughter took us to a cafe today for her birthday, my God you didn’t need anything else!

That’s no moon milkshake!

is that a donut?

Tate and Lyle say thanks.

Served on a slate.
**** off.

It’s on a freakin slate. In to the sea with you, it and whoever came up with that crap

edit:57 seconds too slow. is amused

http://wewantplates.com/

https://www.facebook.com/WeWantPlates/

Slate 🙄

How to they clean them properly its same with wooden boards. I make a point of asking for a plate if we are somewhere that has this nonsense.

I want that! Where is the cafe, please?!

Kaspas?

Getting off the slate topic for a second, is this from one of those dessert only places? I ask as they seem to be spreading like wildfire. Non where I am a couple of years ago, now about 5.

Guess there’s a demand. Well, a 24hr drive through krispy Kreme has just opened, so that’s without question 😯

Just how are you supposed to eat it without getting completely covered in gunk ?

Glad it’s a kids thing.

I can’t look at that wewantplates site, it makes me twitch. Although I do hope the sanitary towel one is a wind up but I’m really not sure

I don’t ‘get’ the world any more. Buys more tinfoil and hides

No its a cafe. Do normal food as well. I didn’t request the slate it’s how it came. It’s at the inland seaside town that is matlock bath. Must admit there were a lot of young folk there, daughter and her mates seem to live these places.

Its real http://www.illicitempress.com/home/2016/12/11/alcatraz-er

Did it bring the boys to your yard?

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I want that! Where is the cafe, please?!

The Yard.

Never mind the roofing surplus, WTF is it served *in*?

Theres also a bowl of sugar on the table behind it.

I’m sure it needs another 6 cubes.

There really is no pleasing some of you. We’ve just ordered a dominoes as well, we are definitely going to burn in stw hell. It’s been a great day. Daughters birthday topped off with a huge England win!

Dear Daughter?!

Wrightyson – you are too close to me to not tell me which café that was!

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Oatcakes and Milkshakes in Stone, Stafford and (hopefully soon) cannock do similar. Also the oatcakes are banging.

Also on plates.

That looks bloody lovely. Lots of sugar, yes, but why the hell not! Enjoy 🙂

is it a milkshake if the actual milkshake % is low?

im ringing trading standards,

Right, I’m popping round to wrightysons to find out where this place is*. Given that we rode through Matlock Bath this morning.

Though if I’d had the milkshake before we tackled Cromford Hill, the results may have been spectacular 😐

*and to see if there is any pizza left over

to find out where this place is

Pick the first cafe you find without a functioning roof by the looks of things…

Right at the start of North parade if you’re coming from matlock heading towards belper, as in opposite the midland. 3 tables outside, so, ideal for the lycra clad guest. Very busy though more cash.

Re the slate, it’s a coaster surely so absolutely fine?

The Ops Officer at RAF Lyneham was called milkshake – Tasty but Thick!!

Re the slate, it’s a coaster surely so absolutely fine?

Don’t stop the frothers from frothing, please?

The Ops Officer at RAF Lyneham was called milkshake – Tasty but Thick!!

I can’t account for what you tasted but a tarmac full of Herulerses was a a sight to be beheld.

”Twas indeed – even finer sight at 50 feet in full flight!!

Never mind the roofing surplus, WTF is it served *in*?

Quite. A jam jar with a handle. Hipsters in Matlock Bath now.

**** me I’d destroy that! I’ve given up sugar for lent argh. Could do without being on a slate though!

Did you get a good nights sleep, or are you still buzzing.

Is that the F’coffee place?

Did you get a good nights sleep, or are you still buzzing.

Wrightyson after eating all that sugar:

The location sounds like F’Coffee.

We get hot chocolate in hipster jam jars here in Upper Ilkeston, I’ll have you know!

Yup it’s fcoffee. I didn’t consume one of those, I merely had a nice cup of tea and a brownie. Even the tea pot and milk jug were a bit hipstery mind.

. I make a point of asking for a plate if we are somewhere that has this nonsense

I go to places like this precisely to avoid humourless fogies like you 😆

Slate is fine.

I do wonder how they clean them properly?

Not a fan of getting chips in those little basket/fryer things, tho.