…what would you cook if you were going on?

Assuming you’d got past the mystery ingredients bit and had to “cook two perfect plates of food” to “impress the judges”?

Prob some of my favourite food so a chicken curry of some sort and a dark chocolate torte. The torte could pass as perfect food – not so sure about the curry but they taste nice!

Tuna and peri peri toasties.

I would build a meat helmet and wear it as they pronounced me king. obviously.

Maybe a soup, with hob watch made of stock and teabags wrapped in gold.

Meal worms, injected with mayonaisse.

For desert, an erotic jelly, with absinthe and dildoes.

Octopus cock with blanched samphire in ribena jus.

WTF is samphire anyway? Never heard of it before Masterchef and I don’t believe I’m a culinary luddite. They all seemed to be at it.

Greg’s hungry

Chomp

A big **** off pud so the one with the bald head would let me win.

He likes his puds.

I’m looking to get plenty inspiration (and freebies) tomorrow when I go to watch my cousin’s husband compete in the finals of ‘Scottish Chef of the Year’

Oooh I wonder what he’s going to deep fry.

It’s Going TO CHANGE MY LIFE, as I can get on with my own cooking. Leak and Potato Soup from Deliah on-line tonight.

Oooh I wonder what he’s going to deep fry.

😀

Well, He thought about deep frying a Wispa but decided against it. He won though!! 😉 😀

His sorbet for his starter has melted away to nothing by then. His rabbit main is fantastic and he also won ‘best intermediate’ for his taurine.
3 hours of fookin’ hard work there!

…I can turn the volume back up. Why do the judges have to shout at each other? It puts me right off – Imagine being stuck on a train, with them *shudder*.

MrNutt – Member

I would build a meat helmet and wear it as they pronounced me king. obviously.

Rad to the maxxxx cooking, duuuuude