Finish the above sentence

Stop cloning myself.

start getting ready for the best days of your life thus far 🙂

pop an e, unless youv’e already done that, if yes, then get a coffee bean grinder.

prepare to retire at 108.

Stop wearing trainers all the time, and buy some shoes?

Pay off your credit cards.

take a walk on the wild side..

Edit – too long ago to remember…. 🙂

enjoy being young.

Spend more money.

tell everyone you’re 29

Convince myself that 30 isn’t old and 40 is where middle age starts.

have a ****.

Jump out of a plane.

You’ve ten years to plan for your mid-life crisis. Start now, so you don’t miss the opportunity.

Stop wearing trainers all the time, and buy some shoes?

42 here and still wearing trainers – proper shoes just aren’t as comfortable…

Possibly start thinking about becoming an adult at some point.

Shag more.

I’m serious.

😆

Buy a Ventana.
Oh hang on…no, your not old enough.

have a ****.

Arguably the most realistic suggestion

Pop your cherry?

proceed very quickly to been 40 🙁

live it now.

carry on as normal

1) have a posh w**k (treat yourself)
2) walk into Vodka Revolution and comment on how young everyone else is
3) stand naked in front of the mirror and take a mental photo… It’s downhill from here
4) accept your metabolism has just come to a standstill
5) wait an hour or two and have another w**k to prove to yourself you’ve still got it

1) have a posh w**k (treat yourself)

Bloody hell, haven’t done one of those for a while.

There’s some redundant one upstairs too

/logging off

Once again, STW provides.

wait an hour or two and have another w**k to prove to yourself you’ve still got it

…that creased me up! 😆

five oh tomorrow.. 30.. soooo young.

Read a book properly without spoiling it by looking at all the pictures first

Get in touch with your feminine side: Buy a biological clock and set it to go off RIGHT F***ING NOW.

VEGAS

Continue to enjoy your life as before, but with the dual benefits of hindsight and disposable income.