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  • Not worst , Not best , wrongs film you'll admit to seeing…..
  • beermonst3r44
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    Oooh a can of worms . And no doubt one that could well be removed before we even get started . I have a book called monsters of the movies , and whilst looking through I saw some sexy vampires . The film was called vampire lust . So I looked on you tube and as I was typing in vampire lust so super low budget (seriously about 15 quid budget) Zombie rape lust came up ! With a title like that I had to have a watch a Japanese crazy zombie film which even left me speechless. I think it is officially one of the lowest budget films ever . And there are 4 in the series……. discuss !

    bikebouy
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    Debbie does….

    Seven.

    Both wrong in many ways. 😛

    chvck
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    From where I was sitting Tetsuo The Iron Man was pretty wrong. As was Irreversible for many reasons.

    lemonysam
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    Island of Death – it features the best goat shagging scene I’ve seen committed to film.

    P-Jay
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    Back when I was a teenager there was a video doing the rounds at school – everyone called it ‘Animal Farm’ but it wasn’t very Orwellian – technically it was porn, but you’d need to be a bit special to chub up watching it – grimm. I saw about 30 seconds of it at a mates house, never again.

    Other than that I’ve always avoided ‘video nasties’ Human Centipede, 2 girls 1 cup and the Serbian film hold about as much appeal to me as watching an IS beheading, I watch to live a happy, positive life – Id only watch things like that if I could have done something to stop it.

    lemonysam
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    Oh and I did watch SWAP.avi once.

    hopeychondriact
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    Buffalo ’66 was just plain disturbing.

    RustySpanner
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    Taxidermia.

    I guess you have to be Hungarian to appreciate it.
    Put me of bacon for, ooooh, minutes.

    chomp
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    The last iffy film I watched was ‘grotesque‘ and since then I’ve given anything that I didn’t find entertaining a wide berth.

    I used to watch a fair few crap films that were considered ‘wrong’ or ‘twisted’ to see what the fuss was about and was never really bothered by them.

    I’m not a fan of censorship in any form and if people want to make tasteless films for artistic reasons then that’s enough for me – but think I must be getting old (or have turned normal) as I’ve no longer any interest in watching them.

    I would not recommend anyone watching this by the way – the title does sum it up

    mr-potatohead
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    The erotic adventures of Zorro [ he put a z on the ladies bums with his sword ]
    Shaolin soccer
    Zombeavers

    wilko1999
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    Teeth – SPOILER – seeing a dog eat a penis that has been severed by a vagina that has teeth was a bit of a movie milestone for me.

    teadrinker
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    Debbie does….

    Seven.

    I thought this was going to be one film! I now feel strangely disappointed.

    DezB
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    I thought this was going to be one film! I now feel strangely disappointed.

    You wouldn’t be if you’d seen Debbie Does Dallas 🙂

    Old Boy is a disturbing watch.

    Malvern Rider
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    Was at a large house party once, many students ‘cooking with herbs.’

    Being a then stranger to hits from the bong I passed out in a beanbag and awoke to the sight of a video entilted ‘Animal Farm’. As I focused on the screen it soon became apparent that it wasn’t much to do with George Orwell’s literary classic. I decided to leg it outside and go home, but outside thought I heard a police radio the other side of the garden hedge. I hissed ‘police’, a mate dived under a parked car to escape detection. I felt I should inform the revellers inside of impending bust so staggered back in. Uproar ensued and herbs thrown in toilet.

    Then someone knocks on the door : “Taxi?”

    True story.

    wilko1999
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    Ugh, Animal Farm. What has been seen, can’t be unseen 😥

    llama
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    2g1c?

    warton
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    there’s a french film, that is disturbing in many ways, but there’s a scene in a gay nightclub where a guy gets murdered with a fire extinguisher…

    horrendous

    danti
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    Gummo

    acidchunks
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    there’s a french film, that is disturbing in many ways, but there’s a scene in a gay nightclub where a guy gets murdered with a fire extinguisher…

    horrendous

    Irreversible, already mentioned above.

    I actually enjoyed it, (apart from the subway rape screen obviously..)

    whitestone
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    Top Gun, wrong in so very many ways. 🙄

    mikewsmith
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    Sex lives of the potato men
    The words Johnny Vegas and Orgy are something nobody wants to hear

    racefaceec90
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    one man,one jar 😯

    4130s0ul
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    bad boy bubby
    pink flamingos (go on, I dare you….)
    as above, Tetsuo / Tetsuo body hammer
    Ichi the killer
    Gozu (yakuza dude can only get off while having a ladle up his…. among many other disturbing scenes)
    hell comes to frog town (just wrong that it was ever made)
    cannibal ferox / cannibal holocaust
    Holy mountain
    baby cart and the river stix

    I don’t know how Oldboy is in this list (unless you’re referring to the remake as remaking the original is just wrong) as the vengeance trilogy is a great piece of cinema)

    I could go on but i’d probably break the internet

    beermonst3r44
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    As always people are just saying any film for comedic value .
    I just had a peak at grotesque. Hmmmm 30 seconds of what I saw was too much . What are the directors thinking ? Or even what are they telling the bank managers and funders ?

    chvck
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    I actually enjoyed it, (apart from the subway rape screen obviously..)

    A group of us watched that film together. Very uncomfortable silence was the result of that scene.

    BoardinBob
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    Grim

    [video]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r5U7F0NJ1RQ[/video]

    haggis1978
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    Revenge of Billy the Kid and Braindead. So bad theyre good!

    Malvern Rider
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    Le Big le Bapskis

    keypulse
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    [video]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aOFykZRyAsM#![/video]

    BobaFatt
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    why the hell did I just watch that?

    senorj
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    I was in a room when a deviant put on a vid called “Choc sh@t lovers”.
    I left the room ,retching, very quickly . 🙁

    eshershore
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    I’ve had no problem stomaching many horror films including video nastys and even the torture porn films like Saw and Hostel

    however, try watching French horror film ‘Martyrs’?

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hWZKDCAbEts

    sadexpunk
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    why the hell did I just watch that?

    same. what the hell is it???

    also saw all the ‘video nasties’ back in the eighties, animal farm, the cannibal ferox/holocaust jobbies etc. seem to remember one called anthropophogous beast or something too. they just tried to make em as shocking as poss, which was great for us impressionable teenagers.
    i dont think they stand the test of time tho. caught a bit of the old ‘i spit on your grave’ a few years back and just thought ‘how did we like this sh1t? 😀

    mlke
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    Gunga Din on the telly at the moment.
    Racial stereotypes/flag waving empire building in abundance.
    Still a spiffing adventure old boy

    oliverracing
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    Suicide club (Japanese film from 2001). A few scenes were passed around my school when I was in year 10/11 (:spoiler: the mass train track jumping scene comes to mind as the most memorable. :spoiler:) so I decided to watch it, cannot be unseen and truly a weird film

    keypulse
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    sadexpunk – Member

    why the hell did I just watch that?

    same. what the hell is it???

    It’s the finale from a very real (I’m afraid) film.

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