Last time I complained at a restaurant was for a list of things but the one thing that really pissed me off was the waiter collecting plates as soon as either my girlfriend or I had finished, instead of waiting for both of us to finish.

Now yes, I complained about the length of time the food took to come, the time that the drinks took to come, the fact the prawns didn't come with anything to wash your hands with, and questioned if their chef had recently left, all during the meal, but you can't complain that someone has taken your empty plate, despite how fricking rude it is.

The fact that the muppet did that is the reason I didn't pay the full bill, shit service can't always be rectified at the time!