Yeah, ok post #2 aint going to be complimentary, but get going.

He used to be known as Singletrackrocks

(which was a long bloody time ago! 😉 )

He’s very tall and drinks like a fish.

Nice love it / them 😆 good karma night?

contrary to his name, he’s actually allergic to apple based alcoholic drinks and smells of wee

Not sure he ‘gets’ the thread

*edit* ciderinsport

Has had two goes.

he’s a bit slow on the response as i beat him to it 😀

Edit sc-xc is actually a mathematical formula the answer is 3

looks freakish

Fast on the draw.

Faster on the draw than me. I was referring to tazzy.

Not sure he ‘gets’ the thread

Oh yeh.. its the apple based stuff, messes with the brain 😯 dont you know 😉

Continues not to get thread.

😉

master of the understatement

winker

Too slow.

makes me think of bad heavy metal everytime i see the name

was in a dreadful rock band

Makes me think of things that I can’t mention

edit – too **** slow again

Gets tongue-tied around girls

Sounds like a fanny

STR= slow typing response

Needs to revert back to STR, beat me to it bah!

Fool 😉

Supports the finest football team in the known universe.

He would be chucked out of my tool box!

sounds edible

Time spelt wrong.

Doesn’t like parcelfarce

Is a racer.

Not sure if a racist though.

Maybe, maybe not.

Innocent until proven guilty, I say.

46 minutes have passed without comment on the wee man?

Padded ‘Rude Boy’ Dibnah? Fred is a stalwart of this community, venting forth without regret. Provoking thought, anger and mirth in equal measure, most likely for his own amusement, and generally being himself regardless of any impending flaming, banning or other consequence.

<raises glass>

Down shep? Downs hep? None of the aforementioned, it’s downshep and he’s a member.

Likes Chateaubriand & Burt’s bees hand cream. Though not at the same time (I hope!).

Lives in Singapore i fink.

Flops.

hires out VW campervans

doesn’t actually know mugsy

has the name of Garfield the cats teddy bear (nearly it’s Pooky)

<breaking the chain>

Incorrect I do know Mugsy. But maybe I don’t know everything about him.

<Trying in desperation to fix the chain with a chain tool made of cheese and realising it’s a Shimano chain>

Uses Shimano chains for some inexplicable reason.