I am a single mother of three

Three what?
I used to go out with a girl from Warrington. It couldn’t be…….Could it? It wasn’t…….. Was it? I bloody well hope not! 😯

grass could do with a cut

grass could do with some grass, more like. Welcome.

its not grass !!!!!! its weeds i tell thee… 😉

Don Simon….. I still remember you….

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funny how i was always the best pupil at school to get excellen points for my spellings week after week

I do not believe this. Even in 2011 infants usually do a better job! 🙂