Hi guys,

I’m Chris from Oxfordshire. I have recently been getting back into mtb so still a little new to it.

I have got myself an 2011 Orange crush, with v8 pedals, sdg saddle , ragly grips and u.s.e carbon bars

where does the guide dog go?

Hi.

With the state of the garden this should be interesting.

Nice! Looks fun!

Now, on to more serious matters – what is your opinion of cephalopods?

Welcome!

Your front brake hose is to long
Your bars are at a weird angle
Your grass needs serious attention

Hello!

Are you a lover of the tentacle and who are you going to pick a fight with first?

Mmmmmmmm, tentacles…… 🙂

something hideous that hurt my eyes is ruining a view of a perfectly adequate fence.

It’s certainly distinctive. Welcome.

😆 😆 😆

With the state of the garden this should be interesting.

That’s not a garden!
Don’t worry about what they say about the bike, if you enjoy it, tell them to go **** themselves.
Baggies or lycra, what is your preference?

Hey Noobie, welcome! Lush bike, Belta forks & love the colour-way!

Now, watch this space… 😉 It should give you a great indication of where most posts go.

That would be “colorway”

I’ll skip the usual STW pedant bit, I’m sure lots of people wont though!

Have to say I like the green and orange combination! And welcome to stw 😀

*waves hello*

hi Noobie 😉 welcome, watch out for your spelling , grammer , punctuation ,cos you get slated on this forum for it…do b warned (lol)
ps what has happened to the garden that aint grass, its full of weeds..
fence aint too bad but perhaps alittle short, the neighbours could reach over and ‘borrow’ your bike perhaps… :oops::wink:

Elaine, it’s “grammar”

🙂

Lol a slightly different welcome than I was expecting but a funny one Haha.
Not done to many trails yet just cwmcarn a few times. And I know my grass could do with a cut lol

Orange and green ftw!

Hello and welcome.

Glad you are here

Now, tell me what is happening in the real world….

I meant colorway 🙄

That’s better.

cruzheckler –
Member
where does the guide dog go?

😀

Not my choice of colour scheme but as long as it makes you want to ride it it’s all good.

Now, back to cephalopods…

With the state of the garden this should be interesting.

yup its a shocking garden.

where does the guide dog go?

Westie! never mind the bike get pics of the dug up.

and who is under here?

Haha Seeing as the garden is the main talking point, here is my new patio. Lol

lol c wot i mean you get slated for your spelling ( thanks captain flash ) lol 😉 funny how i was always the best pupil at school to get excellen points for my spellings week after week… then as you become old-er)…you dont relly care 4 spelling 2 much..

The westie is a mates dog ( he has a stumpjumper) I have a dalmation.

Seeing as the garden is the main talking point, here is my new patio.

Who is buried beneath it?

*points*
n000000000b!!!!

Welcome

ah crush) : all it needs now is a bar b que.. or is it to be used for fettling with your bike..in which case it will be full of bike oil, muc off, bits of chain, old brake pads etc etc etc.. and a hosepipe 😉

Our recently pased hamster is under there actually.

The Bbq is just out of shot 🙂

Our recently pased hamster is under there actually.

Explains why the forum is so slow these days……

Wow, a westy with a stumpjumper, but you didnt mention what bike the dalmation has.. A bloody orange 5 perhaps?

The westie is a mates dog ( he has a stumpjumper) I have a dalmation.

As long as he doesn’t crap on the trails I think a Stumpjumper riding Westie should be accepted at the trail centres, even by me. 😉
Note to self… must type faster. 😀

Seeing as the garden is the main talking point, here is my new patio.

Our recently passed hamster is under there actually

Your going to fit right in here.

Welcome 😀

oh !!! 👿 😈 bloody nowt wrong with orange five 😉

I don’t know what’s the more serious a crime! The ‘cesar’ dog, the ill-effectively located front light mount or the ‘lasso’?

😛 😉

Then again, who am I to take the mic? I never get out on my bike….same old same old………………………………………..

Dalmations, a bit like sheep.. Always following, never leading! 🙂

Did you actually mean ‘colourway’, or are you from da Yooessay?

It’s good he follows I don’t have to Chase him.

Front light is just used around town and for going to work.

The dalmation wants a Orange alpine 160.

Sponging, as well you know, I am a single mother of three from Warrington, not from the US of A.