What a pooh pig of a morning. Go to check the road bike, bloody filthy, plus flat tyre.
Whip the wheel off, force the cold stiff tyre off the rim and bung a new tube in, refit wheel, try to find gear - no freewheeling.
All that black cruddy road grime has finally got through to the poor bitch.
"oh, it's icy out there" "too cold to ride anyway"
No its bloody not I want to be on my bike!