Aren’t they all pretty bloody annoying though? Patronising supercilious egotistical knobs, most of them I reckon.
Gordon Ramsey; what a turd of a man. Sells factory produced microwaved food as ‘freshly cooked’ in his restaurants, and his ‘gimmick’ is to be extremely rude to everyone who has the misfortune to work for him. Gordon; if you spoke to me like that mate, you’d get filleted and a sharp thing stabbed in yer eye.
Heston Poncenthal; Jeeze stop mucking about mate. It’s a beefburger ffs; don’t try pretending it’s anything else. Money for old rope dressed up in some ‘science’ bollocks. Pretentious poncitude; I’d rather eat at Heston Services.
Nigella; look love, just cook the flipping thing, don’t wave it around in a ‘suggestive manner’ anyway you’re Nigel Lawson’s daughter so there.
Trouble is, the sensible ones what just cook stuff don’t make ‘good telly’, so we don’t get to see them as much.
It’s food; if I want ‘entertaining’, I’ll watch Ecks-Faktor or Celebrity Cum Dancing or Snooker or something. Don’t muck about with food please.