I think the law of averages says that someone on here must have. Come on... fess up.
According to the tabloids at least 34,760,672 people have been knifed, or shot in the face in Broken Britain. One of you must be guilty
Anyone going to unburden themselves then...
Well i ate parts of a dead cow and pig, but someone else kiled them.
I Haven’t yet!
Thirty four point seven million people have bin knifed or shot in the face? 
Blimey. That's all a bit unnecessary, in't it?
I have - but it was only acouple of kids and whilst driving so I think I'm absolved
I blame video nasties.
I did the 672, not sure who did the rest.
Think the local dodgy Indian takeaway has claimed a few guys at work.
But how many of them are repeat offences on the same individual? Surely a repeat battering does not count, since you've dished out there already?
I killed Sponge Bob Square Pants earlier this morning!
I warned the children that if they did not put him away then we has going to die 
I killed some wildlife. Hmmmm, yummy pheasant!
Did you kill it yourself flashy? Or did you get a pack of dogs to tear it limb from limb first? 
I dun shot it to deff, innit.
Shrimpy killed the LBS
That count will go up by two if my kids don't stop bloody bickering! Grrr....
Nice try, but you don't think I'm going to admit it on here do you?
Applause for hilldodger! 
In a previous life I threw several hundred Christians to some lions.
I'd do it again if I thought I could get away with it. Bloody bible thumpers.
They'll never find the bodies, it's a perk of having a boat.
Thanks Binners, I feel much better
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