I bought an E72 for my wife a few weeks ago and I have a Nokia 5800. On all of your pre-reqs (bar your adversity towards touchscreens), the 5800 ticks all the boxes.
I recorded a video on my 5800 and bluetoothed it to the E72. On the E72 it won't play smoothly.
BBC iPlayer doesn't support the E72 yet.
The larger display of the 5800 makes browsing easier.
Both support Viewranger which is a must have if you like the outdoors (most cyclist seem to). Nokia Sportstracker is great, as is the free satnav funtionality of Nokia Maps. Not as good as a Tomtom, but good enough to get you to your destination. The walk mode is useful; The handset vibrates before each spoken direction. You can mute the the voice and see the prompt to take a turn, or just use earphones. You can get maps for any developed country and I used mine in the US. Worked fine.
Touch screens are the future for smart phones! Keyboards, though still popular with some, use up too much real estate, or turn a slim design into a brick. Agreed, the 5800 is a bit thick, but there is the slimmer X6 now. However, to my utter dismay, Nokia don't sell a version of the X6 with expandable memory. They seem to be taking cues from Apple. Stupid!