Fugly.

Why stop at 1 pointless extra top tube?

as I wanted my garden to be mentioned too!

Your grass needs cutting, borders need trimming and your coconut tree looks weird.

I like it.

LOL I think if a bike get slated on here then that makes it a great bike!

That’s why I deliberately mis-align tyre logos. And put Charlie and Lola stickers on my bike. And pink grips. And spokey dokeys.

If you had found that bike in a skip and painted it up that that’d be cool. But you designed* it and spent money on it.

Trying too hard = fail.

* I think you can get tablets for the aesthetically challenged on the NHS.

i have no particular dislike for the extra tube, in fact i like the look of it. but the overall bike looks very short and tall/upright, is that the position that results/was intended? got a pic of you on board?

Sheldon i thought the extra tube was for extra stiffness cos your so powerful.

The extra tube is much like public opinion not important 😉

couldn’t borrow your chainsaw could i ?

new Soma B-Side whoop!