Work keep giving me M&S vouchers, and I needed a new suit last month, so I thought I’d go have a look; they had some decent ones but only in m-m-m-monster sizes. I asked the chap working there – skinnier than me – why this was so, and he didn’t know.
Never mind, I thought, I’ll go to the much bigger one not far away. It was exactly the same! The place was full of people who were all grumbling about how everything was far too big. Between the two stores they had just one jacket smaller than a 40; most were high 40s, some were 50s. Fat load of good if you’re after a 36.
Went elsewhere in the end; the vouchers went on a few of their meal-for-a-tenner things instead, as I couldn’t think what else to do with them…