Peace through superior firepower
I've got an Asian family next door to me. When they moved in they were a bloody nightmare for ages. The kids are tapped, for months I had a dawn chorus of what I can only assume was "singing" in the bathroom (adjacent to our bedroom), tunelessly yelling, interspersed with screaming at the top of his voice. The youngest was toilet training, so we'd often be woken up with ten minutes of him bellowing "mum, I've finished" in increasingly loud and frantic tones.
They often have - friends, family? - round for what are presumably prayer sessions. Cue lots of clapping, wailing and caterwauling. Maybe it's just me, but if god is omnipresent then why do they need to talk to Allah quite so loudly?
The adults had such violent shouting matches that I once called the police out because I thought he was going to kill her.
These are just examples, I could go on. The solution in the end turned out to be a 5.1 home cinema system, action movies and heavy metal, and being fortunate enough to have stone deaf neighbours on the other side. You want to let your kids run up and down the living room dopplering "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH AAARGH AAAAH AAAAAAARGH" for hours on end, I'm watching a Michael Bay movie you bastards.
They're mostly lovely these days.