Girlfriend in house on her own catches neighbours boyfriend sneaking into your house? 😯

Police would rightfully be so far all over this that I can’t believe you’re even asking !

Trespass is a civil matter, the police won’t do anything. Given the building was unlocked, there is little you can do after the event,

Bollocks – perfectly reasonable grounds for suspicion of burglary (enters any building or part of a building as a trespasser and with intent to steal or commit gbh) or trespassing with intent to commit a sexual offence. Proving it may be different but thats for a court, his mere presence in the house is more than enough evidence to suggest he was up to no good.

I always lock the door when I’m in the house.

when we were at Uni people used to let themselves in in all the student houses/local area. My bestmate was a victim of this. A few lads would walk in and say ‘oh is this so-and-so’s house? Whilst the other two or so were busy snake-handing around stuff.

I lock the front door in the evening as its very hard to hear anything above the noise of the tv and one Sat afternoon mrshora confronted a bloke in our hallway who claimed to be in the area handing out leaflets and the door was ‘ajar’/wanted to make sure everything was ok…

Girlfriend in house on her own catches neighbours boyfriend sneaking into your house?

Police would rightfully be so far all over this that I can’t believe you’re even asking !

This.

If you don;t report to police make damn sure his girlfriend knows exactly what happened and ask her how she’d feel if the situation were reversed.

Ask his g/f if she has any idea why he might have done that, whilst explaining to her that this is the reason why you will now be locking your back door – it isn’t that you don’t trust her, but you can’t think why he might have felt it necessary to walk into your house…

If you don;t report to police make damn sure his girlfriend knows exactly what happened and ask her how she’d feel if the situation were reversed.

Yes, however its worth mentioning that the police are going to have more of an idea of if he’s got any criminal record or a history of anything similar than the girlfriend is!

He probably just wanted to use your toilet. When our neighbours go on holiday I sometimes have a shower with there cat.

FFS, if the G/F was up to anything with the guy next door why would she have told the OP???

Get the rozzers onto this straight away. Seriously, I can’t think of any legitimate reason that he would need to be in your house if you were not there and had not invited him to.

I would also be going through my credit history with a fine toothcomb to see if there was anything on it I did not recognise. Like loans. Or credit cards.

Seriously, call the old bill.

Check for anything missing but I reckon he’s just a nosy bastard and/or a dangerwanking ace. If he’s been letting himself in and pinching stuff for a while then you must have noticed something missing by now.

If nothing is missing I’d be round there embarrassing the hell out of him, maybe a chat over the fence whilst the other neighbours are about.

JCL – Member

He probably just wanted to use your toilet. When our neighbours go on holiday I sometimes have a shower with there cat.

Where?

I sometimes have a shower with there cat.

Where?

Over they’re.

they’re on the stairs?

they’re on the stairs right their.

Cat? Is the cat alive before the act or stuffed? (pre-stuffed)

Ignore anything along the lines of ‘it’s just trespass, the police won’t be interested’. Trespass with intent to steal is burglary, and these circumstances would merit enquiry to establish if that is the case.

Wright their

Edit: balls to late

could he have been using your computer?

browsing octoporn or worse and then deleting the history

id tell the police

a little moose with clogs on?

Do you normally enter through each other’s back doors?

😯

Well I’d eclair.

@OP.

I think you find the order goes:

Ring Plod > Post on internet.

What did he say when you spoke to him? I would be going batshitmental if that happened in my house.

Do they live in a windmill in old hamster jam?

1 – why the hell has your door been open for 5 years? Have you not heard of locks?
2 – i would be going over to his house with a hot iron and searing off his testicles.

A windmill with my sin is hardly surprising.

Jamie – Member

@OP.

I think you find the order goes:

Ring Plod > Post on internet

But then in true STW style the OP has dissapeared, something sinister is afoot!

something sinister is afoot

Ninja clogs?

But then in true STW style the OP has dissapeared, something sinister is afoot!

So either:

a) Someone is having a slow day at work, and this is all bullshit.

or

b) The OP is actually the knicker sniffer*, and is trying to get inside the average mindset of a Joe Public, as they are worried what his neighbour is going to do about his back door based intrusion.

*something something allegedly.

Have you not heard of locks?

It’s still the 70s round their way.

neilsonwheels girlfriend & neighbour, yesterday:

Was your girlfriend alerted by the neighbour going clip-clippety-clop on the stair?

OP, your shared back garden, is it Crimea?

OP, your shared back garden, is it Crimea?

If it is, then I feel Ukraine.

2 – i would be going over to his house with a hot iron and searing off his testicles.

internet hardman

oh, did he have a camera?

if so, urbexing

if so, urbexing

More like urbsexing

Amirite!

It does sound a bit like the opening scene of a cheap grumble film.

Was he there to clean the pool / fix the plumbing / offer a massage

Amirite!

Once again, Jamie finds the perfect Gif for the moment.

I salute you.

If they leave their doors open as well why don’t you wait till they’ve gone out, then go in, make yourself at home, stick the telly on & relax till they come back, see how they like it.