One for the Range Rover Sport(?) used to really wind me up- the one implying that driving a ridiculous car at ridiculous speeds in built-up areas was the same as skiing through trees like James Bond, as well as a bunch of other things.
Ocean and all the other finance organisations were the (usually) overweight simpletons remark on how “easy” it was to get money.
Of course it’s easy you’re paying through the nose for it and will lose your house if it all goes wrong.
Or we’ll buy your house from you whatever it’s condition, alert you won’t get market value and you’ll be homeless in 6 months.
The picture loans one where he’s on the phone asking for cash
Fatwassack to wife:’whadayya reckon, £25k?’
Wife nods
Fatwassack:’Yeah, 25 grand would be great. Yeah, over 40 years..really? thats so cheap’
Fatwassack bounces round the house like he’s on the phone to his mum
Fatwassack:’those people at picture loans are so friendly’
Wife nods, Fatwassack pretends to hit wife in face with football.
I seriously considered changing all my accounts because of Howard – I still mention my annoyance at any bank interaction. I ask if they have sacked him yet. He seems to have gone quiet recently.