Come on people; you’re not trying hard enough. This is a perfect opportunity to really let loose with some hate, to really spit some venom and bile! Proper get the blood pressure up, to boiling point!
I coon’t belive the conservatory ads, with John Stalker, and his dog Drummer. These would appear alongside ads for Stannah stairlifts, and incontinence pads, between such delights as ‘A Place in the Country/Sun’, and ‘What cash is to be found in your elderly relatives homes?’
But these pale by comparison with the horrors that are Confused.com ads. And the Elephant insurance ones. Truly, truly horrible. So cheaply made, that you can have no confidence in the services offered. Unless you have been lobotomised. Or are on large doses of Valium.
And I will never bank with Failifax, purely for them unleashing this **** on us:
Ready, aim….