First thing I thought of when I saw your picture was The Mekons song Flitcraft based on Hammets Maltese Falcon;
which may or may not cheer you up
this ought to fix it
The bloke from allo allo was badly injured, not killed. He has a scar on his head. I was nearly blown off tower bridge(slight exaggeration)
Jeeesus you were lucky, just seen car pic
lucky man narrow escape glad you are unharmed
Jeez that's terrifying, thank god you were on your own
That's quite a chip you have in your windscreen sir!
Seriously, glad your OK and only the car got damaged. Nothing you can do to prevent this thing happening. Go and hug your wife.
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