In received and built my weber premium last night. It’s impressive, I feel very manly, and can’t wait to slap some meat on there this evening whilst playing with some fire and shouting “arooooooogahhhh”.

It’s a very Man only object. *beats chest*

Mrs Dingo alwayts complains when i light the charcoal,she claims 2 steaks,8 chicken thighs,6 sausages and sheekh kebabs is two much for two people.Then she complains I haven’t left enough for her.Women…..

[MrsKryton57 raises expectations]

She was very impressed with my chimney, it can only go downhill from here.