My mates all want to go to C-y-B and spend 3 days doing all the kitty litter trails there. I want to go with them but the thought of going round in circles inside a bl**dy pine forest for 3 days makes me depressed. Any one got some proper routes in the area that dont involve signposts, fireroads and pillocks wearing full body armour riding a 6 inch bouncer shouting "sick" when they have just rolled over an 8 inch step.
p.s Can you tell I dont like trail centres 
