My lad wants to call him James Lambert Dinosaur Adventure World Pig.

I was going to call him Martin, because all the Martins I have known have been dirty bastards.

I think your lads already onto a winner to be honest.

Cedric.

Rasher

porque

JLDAWP

FTW!!

George

Paint it blue and call it Ragley.

Hora

Baron Bob Von Spunktrumpet.

Fatcha

Baron Von Porkenstein The Third

Tom Archer.
Debbie or Andrew.
Piggy Sue.
Sexist.
Kosher.
Margaret/Dennis, depending on gender.
Cumberland.
Napoleon/Snowball, depending whether it’s a Stalinist or a Trotskyite piggy.

Sunday lunch

Squeallika?

Paper Pig

Like peppa pig…

Don’t think she got a proper name, but it could be the start of a beautiful relationship…

PePPeR 😉

Dare I ask why you have a papier mache pig?!

Woppit 😉

Fred

Considering you’ve already got it in a baking tray and on the stove top, not really much point in giving it a name is there…

The tiling to the left of your job is a little uneven.

Just saying

Pink un

We had a real Kune Kune pet pig a few years back – we called him Nigel.

Chopper
Piggy pig pig
Minty

Porkadelica

Margaret or

Nicholas Soames