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  • My wife just tipped cheddars and cheeselets into one tub
  • Tom-B
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    We had a half tub of each left, now we have one tub with both in ffs….she doesn’t think that its a big deal. I’m considering digging up the patio later etc 🙂 Am I overreacting?

    Jamie
    Free Member

    Yes.

    Just stick her under the carpet.

    clubber
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    sorry, I assumed that this thread was going to be looking for divorce lawyer recommendations…

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    scaredypants
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    who bought the cheeselets ? – there’s your patio candidate

    CaptainFlashheart
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    scaredypants – Member
    who bought the cheddars and cheeselets ? – there’s your patio candidate

    Oh yes, this is very true.

    scaredypants
    Full Member

    Naughty flash – don’t you put cheddars into my mouth

    … actually, it’d save me getting up, wouldn’t it

    singlespeedstu
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    Melt some stilton pour it in the scoff the lot. 😀

    ronjeremy
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    singlespeedstu – Member
    Melt some stilton pour it in the scoff the lot.

    This +1

    piemonster
    Full Member

    divorce at the very least

    Tom-B
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    Yep. I thought as much. *fetches shovel*

    joolsburger
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    Do you own a woodchipper?

    Kevevs
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    Your house sounds fun 🙁 I’ve done a 5 layer jacobs selection/ ritz cracker tower of brie, boursin, goats cheese, more brie (I like brie) and cranberry sauce and stuffing. It **** rocks! dunno how to eat in though..

    +1 singlespeedstu 😀

    bikebouy
    Free Member

    Wear gloves.

    andywoods
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    i`d say reaction about right, the only tub fitting as far as i can see is the bin, you need to train her better buying one tub error, two tubs unforgivable

    Tom-B
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    Plenty of food for thought here guys-keep it coming 🙂

    On a side note, good lord am I tipsy!

    Kevevs
    Free Member

    brie is a great glue if you were wondering how many ritz you could stick together. you’d think it’d be boursin, but no, it’s brie! might put peanuts in the brie in the next tower..

    footflaps
    Full Member

    Probably a good time to start planning a new shed – you could bury her with the hardcore in the base. No point digging up a half decent patio over a dead wife 😉

    Tom-B
    Free Member

    Good point footflaps. Fancy lending me a couple of hundred grand and project managing the build?

    CountZero
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    Hey, it’s all cheesy, don’t see a problem.
    Now, if she’d mixed Twiglets in, I’d be going to fetch the shovel and the crowbar!

    mightymule
    Free Member

    You think you’ve got problems?

    Yesterday my mother put ice in a glass of Laphroaig.

    kimbers
    Full Member

    at the very least you should have thrown the bowl accross the room and stormed off to the pub shouting “thats another f—–n xmas ruined”

    Kevevs
    Free Member

    or take said bowl of Terrifying Nibbles to the pub to exchange for a free pint, no decent local pub/landlord could argue with that. Local bods will eat the Terrifying Nibbles get stupidly thirsty and everyones’s a winner. Happy days. Or are you not Local??

    Tom-B
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    My local has two bouncers on the door. Nuff said!

    Kevevs
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    ah. they don’t do nibbles then 🙁

    Sandwich
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    Mule is your MIL still alive? Freezer then woodchipper.

    JoeG
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    Footflaps – so that’s what you meant when you said that your wife wanted a portion of your shed for her own. 😉 I thought you were planning a kitchen. Sorry for the misunderstanding! 😳

    CountZero
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    mightymule – Member
    You think you’ve got problems?

    Yesterday my mother put ice in a glass of Laphroaig. 😯
    Woodchipper time! Roses ought to look good in the spring, though…

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