Standing in front of the sink looking out of the kitchen window and i’m still non the wiser. 😕

White Knights to the forum please.

🙄

Oh you’re in trouble now….

No no she wants to make a homemade POV film with you OP 🙄

Take a hint.

Standing in front of the sink looking out of the kitchen window and i’m still non the wiser.

And there, might be a clue for you! 😉

Empathy eh? Tsk 😉

Did you move to be the same height?

Did you immediately going into a massive grump and passive-aggressive mood for no particular reason*? If so I’d say you’ve managed to do it.

*Reason suggests some form of logic was applied in this process.

” face down, arse up, that’s the way we like to…… ”

Are you on your knees gazing up at a beer belly?

Try looking in your sock drawer,maybe a puppet has escaped.

Is everything just “FINE!” all of a sudden??

Just say that you’d like to agree with her, but that would make you both wrong!! Works a treat!!

Do you not wash up?

May be something to do with this pile of logs she has to split this weekend.