*insert spotted dick joke here*

Filth

Me? I’m clean as a whistle.

I just ate an iDiet meal and put my kids to bed, now I’m watching netflix and planning a ride for tomorrow.

How’s that?

Any cream?

Proof reading my eldest’s dissertation whilst quaffing Lidl Graffenwalder, one way or another i shall soon be asleep.

I just ate an iDiet meal

Sausages?

Windows open and heating’s been off for a week..
Strong tea and roll-ups..
I’m alternating between rebuilding a unicycle into a new frame and sketching out a piece of graffiti end to end wildstyle burner style destined for a community music event later in the year..

Me and my two pre-school children bickered incessantly all day and had unethically sourced cod fillets, mash and frozen veg for tea

(I did however edit this post to make it a bit more grammatically accessible seeing as it’s STW)

That young lady has an impressive amount of pork in her mouth there.

I just ate an iDiet meal

The one where you phone the takeaway, pay, and **** all turns up?

The one where you phone the takeaway, pay, and **** all turns up?

But the takeaway owner is a really great guy, apparently.

😀

stereotypical STW night in wouldnt be complete unless you are looking at an Audi catalogue…or worse still talking about your Audi on a forum…

But the takeaway owner is a really great guy, apparently.

I know, he keeps sending me pictures of him enjoying his holidays…