I down loaded Dashy Crashy last week and can’t stop playing it.
Poo times are now an endurance event 🙂

What’s your fave poo time app?

Bollocks to that.

Get in and get out.

Get in and get out.

:), you’re doing it wrong and it sounds messy.

It’s like a drive-by.

Approach at speed, unload, and get the hell out of there before the cops show up.

I thought this would be a distance, rather than time, based thread.

I’m out

Spray everywhere and hope something hits the target:)

I blame Brexit

It’s like a drive-by.

Approach at speed, unload, and get the hell out of there before the cops show up.

How often do you hit the letterbox target?

Tapered or square cut?

Our pointer-lab cross has the longest poo that I have ever seen a dog produce.

Mostly because half of them contain a child’s sock..

This may sound a bit weird, but taking a tape measure into the bathroom so that I can measure the length of the result of dropping the kids off at the pool isn’t something I normally do…

I measure mine by girth not length.

Shirley you must have done the before-and-after weigh in to get mass?

Poo time app you say? There can be only one! Bristol Stool Scale app of course. Been recording mine since New Year. In the interests of science, of course.

I measure mine by girth not length.

I prefer a volumetric approach

I prefer a volumetric approach

Archimedes’ principle! I knew that would come in useful at some point!

It fails with floaters unfortunately