I just woke up from a dream where I was trying to persuade a tiger to have sex with me!

WTF…!

WTF indeed!

Night before last I dreamed that my dog had been stolen and was being hidden inside a volcano. Dreams are odd.

And did you? Was it:

rrrrrRRRRRAAAAAaaaaarrrrr !

What kind of cheese had you been eating?

I don’t think I did get round to it. I remember the claws being a concern, though I believe the tiger was amenable.

When I broke my hip the old boy in the bed next to me spent the whole night shouting out ‘No, get off me girls!’

Mind you he confided in me the following day that he was in hospital because he’d been eaten by a lion that jumped out the back of a removal van and that they were treating him with sliced cucumber.

could the tiger talk? or were you trying to entice it with fishy paste spread over your genitals?

Steady on Tiger!

Made me smile Lddrick, thank you for sharing!

‘Jeez you’ve got a big pussy’
[echo] Jeez you’ve got a big pussy [echo]

Couple of weeks ago I dreamt that I rode on the back of a giant dog to the sweet shop to but some liquorice. Don’t even like liquorice. Felt really un-easy for the rest of the day. Some dreams really do freak you out a little bit.