Been working outside all day today in 30'C heat. (started on the build for the Oktoberfest, if you're interested) and despite wearing shorts in a bid to stay cool my sweaty arse cheeks have been rubbing themselves against each other. Had a cool shower and even talced my crack, but walking to the pub has been a rather uncomfortable and unpleasant experience.
It's due to be even hotter tomorrow.
What can I do....?
I really wish this was a wind up. It isn't.