It’s great. I feels so much more at one with the road, plus those things are just for people with no skills.

Here is a pic of me driving it:

WTF did you find that!!!!!

Years ahead of their time those things.

I love your shoes, did you buy them in Brantano?

you ARE a beautiful and unique snowflake

I’ve converted a car to two speed before. Bloody hard work driving a few hundred miles in the alps with only 3rd/4th!

Mr. Sinclair is still inventing solutions to problems that don’t exist.

A-Bike

I’m sure it folds up into a tiny little thing, but there are reasons that shopping trollies go all over the place, and small wheels is one of them.

That looks shit.

In a car with any poke you dont really need 1st and 5th is just for if you’re being lazy or trying to break the speed limit…. 🙂

I’m sure it folds up into a tiny little thing

I guess that’s so you can just chuck it in the dustbin without taking up much room.

The tache suits you mate

It looks great. Good luck. the best thing about it is that you will confuse lots of people who drive normal cars and they’ll bitch about it on internet forums making themselves look a bit thick in the process.

The tache suits you mate

Thanks very much. Do you like my shorts too?

Now you’re just fishing for compliments!

Thanks very much. Do you like my shorts too?

i think they are a bit on the long side; do you have any shorter shorts? 🙂

My car ain’t got gears either.

Simonfbarnes isn’t going to be happy when he finds out you’ve been stealing shorts off his washing line.

Who the chuff let you out dressed like that ? 😆