Hmmmm, so this is the answer is it.
The international peace delegation is here to discuss the conflict.
Tony what do you propose?.....
Well, I'm gonna rape a dog with some veg and take it from there.......
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My bloody allotment is being taken over!
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Swine. It took six pages to sucker me in and I fell for it...
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Nicely done. I read the last page first, and the rest is much funnier that way
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The penis park in Korea. A strange place to go.
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I don't care. It was fun!
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And I wanted to suggest caustic soda sprayed over his plants, you joker!
Well done!Posted 1 year ago # -
OK, I'm thick.. godwin st being a reference for what??
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try here: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Godwin's_law
admittedly it was a subtle reference, but was there any need for me to mention the street it was on?
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Godwins law
drat - cross post
Nice Troll... could have done with a few more hints though
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did none of you pick up on the:
Godwin St
reference in the initial thread?Scenario loosely based upon the Palestine/Israel conflict, cheers for playing folks, I thought the earlier mention of Hitler may have prompted folk to make the connection but nope, come on fellas, 6/10 must try harder!
Yeah you think you're clever, but what the farook has Naziism (hence the 'Godwin's Law' reference I suppose) got to do with Israel/Palestine situation?
I had thought about the parallels between Israel/Palestine and your fictitious allotment actually. Spose I should've said so, but couldn't be bothered really.
Troll FAIL.
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I must say I had a lot of fun reading through this thread. Didn't get the references, but there's nothing new there. It was worth it for the 'mad as a cat in curlers' line. Makes me laugh each time I read it.
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Haha sour grapes elfin ;D
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I found MrNutt's effort today to be funnier and more engaging than anything that elfinsafety has ever posted, so that's good enough for me
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Goblinelf - Member
Yeah you think you're clever, but what the farook has Naziism (hence the 'Godwin's Law' reference I suppose) got to do with Israel/Palestine situation?
Yeah, he is clever. And you're a daft dipstick of you can't figure out the connection between the Nazis and the Israel/Palestine situation.
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Alfinstargob - Member
I had thought about the parallels between Israel/Palestine and your fictitious allotment actually. Spose I should've said so, but couldn't be bothered really.
'Cause you did.......and no, you couldn't be bothered.
But you managed to make the effort to post that comment
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Effinfairy - Member
Troll FAIL.
TROLL SUCCESS !
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send kaersae / stormwind round to flog him some bearings
He'll soon be dead (well one of them anyway) win winwhats that Im too late it was all a troll?
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Contact the local press. Corruption in the council would make a great story for a hungry journalist.
Every journalist going through journalism school dreams of cracking Allotmentgate!he's rollered your allotment where you have seeds planted - does this cause you material loss? if so, get him into the small claims court
Every lawyer going through law school dreams of delivering the verdict in the allotment conspiracy!Posted 1 year ago # -
Chapeau to MrNutt!
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*clap..... clap..... clap*
Chapeau indeed.
Never heard of Godwin's law before. But I do know about territorial aggrandizement.Damn you!
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MrNutt,
i bow to your awesome to the power of rad trolling skills, if i had a bridge, i'd offer an open invitation for you to live under it.
i actually upset the other-half last night by reading this in bed and laughing whilst she was telling me
something i couldn't care less about 'cos its about people i've never met and have no impact on my lifesomething important.if i was having a party, i'd invite you.
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Nice 1! T**t!
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Scenario loosely based upon the Palestine/Israel conflict, cheers for playing folks, I thought the earlier mention of Hitler may have prompted folk to make the connection but nope, come on fellas, 6/10 must try harder!
Dammit, dammit, dammit!
I was going to jokingly suggest that you get Banksy to do some interesting stencils on your side of the fence yesterday, then I come back to the thread and find that you gave up on it before entering the 6 day war. Most disappointing!
(Nice trolling BTW)
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To be fair, a lot of the suggestions on here if adopted as part of the peace process would work.
Especially the Cock Garden
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So, from this thead we can conclude that if Hamas had MTFU'd earlier (as per stw advice), there would be no Middle Eastern issues?
STW, better than the UN. Fact.
What's next? My neighbour just took delivery of some catapults from that bloke on the other side of town that I don't like?
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STW, better than the UN. Fact.
Or very similar really, I used to work for the UN.
Lots of quasi liberal people all with their own opinion, which of course is the most valid, very little agreement, lots of posturing and sod all gets done.
They also waste a lot of money of stuff that isn't needed, but they think they need it.
STW & UN = Same!
We should all paint our helmets blue*
*helmet for cycling before we get obvious jokes
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How about North Korea?
There’s quite a nice guy (he loves dogs, so he’s alright in my book) who lives at the end of our street but I suspect one day his crazy next door neighbour is going to stab him. Nobody really understands the next door neighbour but he has some mates who live on the estate over the road who’ve got
100,000 tanks and some nukesan air gun.Posted 1 year ago # -
this redefines Trolling
Gardening related should it be 'Gnoming'?Posted 1 year ago # -
“Gnoming” was the reason given by the local council for bricking up all of the toilets in the park.
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I didn't think it was quite MrNutt's style to be an allotment gardener, but you never know on STW do you? I also thought it a little odd he mentioned a street but no town.. but ultimately I suppose I'm not suspicious enough to spot these things.
Will keep my eyes open next time tho. And never believe anything MrNutt posts
Well done for trying to drag up STW's intellectual content tho
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Well done on a fine troll....I of course got the joke first time round hence I did not post for fear of giving the game away.
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I still think you should kick him square in the balls....
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Yeah, he is clever. And you're a daft dipstick of you can't figure out the connection between the Nazis and the Israel/Palestine situation.
I'm aware of the parallels, but the current political situation in Palestine bears no relation to the Lebensraum policy of the Nazis. Israel/Palestine is all about political/economic/military power. Not Eugenics. Don't start on Zionism unless you can come up with any sensible arguments.
MrNutt; I've noticed an undercurrent of anti-semitism with you, in real life and on here. Why not use your undoubted literary skills, to articulate your real feelings? Or can you only hide behind 'clever trolling'?
Careful; Goldstein's sneaking off with your bird...
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"an undercurrent of anti-semitism" really? I don't drive a volkswagen, own any leather trousers and I've not used hugo boss aftershave for years, I think your just pigeonholing me because of my tiny square moustache!
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Does being anti-Israel make you anti-Semitic?
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