There is no question of Murray not winning, as the powers that be will have invoked the same arrangements that enabled Virginia Wade to win in the year of the Queen’s Silver Jubilee.

Not that I am a consiracy theorist.

Good match so far eh?

Yep, Murray crusing for two sets but now experiencing the customary blip.

Ouch. Tennis ball to the nuts.

New balls.

Hmm, is this the point where it all turns round and Murray loses 3 sets to 2?

Murray will choke now.

Cracking match.
Not sure about murray choking, but Tsonga’s improving every game

Britains Andy Murray was 2 sets up but maybe Scotlands Andy Murray will lose in 5 ?

C’mon Tim.

Tennis is so rubbish. Battling Brit or Scottish loser?

Murray camp insider Tom Logan said: “Andy will begin the match by writing his mobile number on a tennis ball in lipstick and then serving it at Tsonga’s groin.

“The hefty Frenchman, wondering what the **** is going on, will look up to see Murray silently mouthing the words ‘I want you’ and stroking the shaft of his racquet as if it were a man’s penis – specifically, Tsonga’s penis.

Some of the crowd are on the pitch….
They think it’s all over…

It is now

Made him wait for it, though. Canny

I thought he’s lose a set – to make it looka bit more realistic.

Will probably go the whole hog against Federer and win in 5. 😉

Ouch. Tennis ball to the nuts.

in slow motion replace it looked like he was milking it as it hit his thigh – a direct hit would surely have put him down for longer than that.

There is no question of Murray not winning, as the powers that be will have invoked the same arrangements that enabled Virginia Wade to win in the year of the Queen’s Silver Jubilee.

Not that I am a consiracy theorist.

Ooh, you’ve got me thinkng now, you bugger. Bit of a coincidence innit? hmmmmm