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  • Mtb riding with a gut
  • Bregante
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    Discuss

    tazzymtb
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    do you have fun? if the answer is yes, then who gives a monkeys what you look like or ride?

    fadda
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    That’s not a gut…

    ton
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    call that a gut……………here’s a proper one

    shortcut
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    It might be big – but please wear a jersey!

    So yes ride but please a shirt!

    uselesshippy
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    Guts are good. You accelerate quicker going downhill. 😉

    wors
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    I’d be more concious of the ginger hair 😆

    Vortexracing
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    I’d be more concious of the ginger hair

    eh!!!

    I have ginger hair and a gut 🙄

    meehaja
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    If that guy was slightly less ginger and riding an Orange, that’d be me.

    I’ve come to accept that I’m fat and ginger, its only other people that care.

    In other news, I knew a guy who was so fat he needed a special saddle. He was/is also insanely fast, has no fear and is terrifying on a DH bike. He does NOT do climbs.

    crotchrocket
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    is he Ginger?

    TerryWrist
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    I thought it was compulsory to have a gut if you’ve got full sus?

    MussEd
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    I’m more concerned with his mates **** hat…nae neeeed!

    glenh
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    Looks like a pretty small belly compared to most of the riders I see at trail centers.

    gab344
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    He also appears to be wearing (a rather Ill fitting) cupless bra?

    CHB
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    Very amateur attempt at a gut there. Deffo more pies needed.
    Unless he is scotch and 13, in which case he needs more buckfast and bridies to let him grow up into a man.

    DezB
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    Is that Russ Abbot?

    uselesshippy
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    Brave man. Ginger AND shirtless….. Sunburns gonna be amazing. 🙂

    Garry_Lager
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    lol at that being a gut – that’s svelte. His mate looks a tough customer.

    timc
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    tazzymtb – Member
    do you have fun? if the answer is yes, then who gives a monkeys what you look like or ride?

    you seem to care when its an orange 5 being ridden…

    Diane
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    Rubber_Buccaneer
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    Mtb riding with a gut

    It’s not that much of a gut but then similar to most fat bastards he isn’t riding he’s pushing the bike.

    tazzymtb
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    you seem to care when its an orange 5 being ridden…

    I think you have me wrong. I’ve never said an orange 5 is a bad bike, nor have I ever said that the tubsters riding it are not having fun or that they are bad riders, just that as an observation the two seem mutually exclusive.

    It was the same when I’ve been out on a 5, a little tubby fella on a ugly bike.

    See, you gnarcore trailmincers are such delicate little flowers 😀

    lardman
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    ….a gut…? You’re havin’ a bubble.
    He looks anorexic to me.

    morgs
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    reading this thread, me thinks I need to take a topless picture of myself on my, MARIN full sus!

    That’ll get the curtain twitchers talking….

    tazzymtb
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    topless picture of myself on my, MARIN full sus!

    ooooooo have you got a beard as well *rubs thighs at thoughts of man with straggly beard doing lunges in ron hills whilst holding a marin*

    ssjeff
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    Is that Tollah before he got really fat?

    tazzymtb
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    ssjeff, that’s unfair! Tollah isn’t fat, he’s just too short for his width.

    ChunkyMTB
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    glenh – Member

    Looks like a pretty small belly compared to most of the riders I see at trail centers.

    +1

    spanishbarry
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    id swop my gut for his

    PJM1974
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    Keep riding. Then no gut.

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