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  • M&S Ten year old trolleys
  • CaptainFlashheart
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    You know you’re not in high finance, considering second hand underpants.

    stever
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    Counting coins on the counter of the 7-Eleven
    From a quarter past six till a quarter to seven

    funkmasterp
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    The manager, Bevan, starts to abuse me. Hey man I just want some muesli.

    chip
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    Eh?

    simondbarnes
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    🙂

    CaptainFlashheart
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    So you think, “Maybe I’ll be a prostitute…”

    funkmasterp
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    No one cares, no one sympathizes
    You just stay at home and play synthesizers

    simondbarnes
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    Landlord’s on your balls, “Have you paid your rent yet?”

    funkmasterp
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    I thought it was Leonard’s on your balls for ages. Not sure which is funnier 🙂

    Inner city pressure!

    bensongd
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    inner
    inner city

    CaptainFlashheart
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    *Is pleased with how thread has developed*

    shakers97
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    You pawned everything, everything you own
    A toothbrush jar and a camera phone

    Mat
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    out of sequence but it needs to be finished!

    “…to pay for your lessons, you’re learning the flute

    Ladies wouldn’t pay you very much for this, maybe you’ll never be a concert flautist”

    stever
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    What I’d do is think “what would I do?” and do that.

    Tiger6791
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    Old Kent Road / Bakerloo – Fliberterygiberty card played

    howsyourdad1
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    All the songs are on spotify

    Too many men, too many boys
    Too many misters not enough sisters
    Too much time on too many hands
    Not enough ladies, too many mans

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